Women Need to Shut The F*ck Up
Women need to shut up and let democracy work.
Our Mission: Making America Quiet Again
Restore Order
When women need to shut up, democracy flourishes. We believe in returning to the golden age when decisions were made without unnecessary chatter.
Traditional Values
Our founding fathers never intended for women to have a voice in politics. It's time women shut up and let the men handle the important decisions.
Peaceful Homes
Studies show that when women shut up more often, household harmony increases by 300%. It's science.
Undeniable Facts About Why Women Need to Shut Up
The Year Everything Went Wrong
Since women got the vote, we've had two world wars, the Great Depression, and pineapple on pizza. Coincidence? We think not.
Of Men Agree
In our totally scientific poll of three guys at a gas station, 87% agreed that women need to shut up more often in political discussions.
Female Founding Fathers
There were zero female founding fathers. This wasn't an accident - they knew women needed to shut up for freedom to ring.
About Our Movement
Founded in 2025 by a group of concerned citizens who noticed that democracy started declining right around 1920. What happened in 1920, you ask? The 19th Amendment gave women the right to vote, and coincidentally, that's when everything started going downhill.
Our organization is dedicated to the revolutionary idea that sometimes, just sometimes, women need to shut up and let the menfolk handle the important decisions. We're not saying women should never speak - they can still discuss recipes, child-rearing, and which curtains match the sofa.
Through extensive research, we've concluded that 73.2% of America's problems could be solved if women would just shut up more often during political discussions.
What People Are Saying
"Ever since my wife learned to shut up during political discussions, our marriage has never been better!"
- Brad, 42, Florida"As a woman, I fully support this movement. Sometimes we really do need to shut up and let the men handle things."
- Karen, 38, Texas (Definitely a real person)"My daughter used to have opinions about politics. Now she just shuts up and bakes cookies. Much better!"
- Robert, 55, OhioOur Groundbreaking Research
Over the past 6 months, our team of highly qualified researchers have conducted extensive studies on the correlation between women speaking and societal problems.
Key Studies
The Great Silence Study (2025)
Dr. Chad Researcher, PhD*
A comprehensive 3-week study of 12 marriages found that when women reduced their political commentary by 78%, household arguments decreased by 94%. Sample bias? What's that?
Historical Democracy Analysis
Prof. Brad Statistics
Our analysis of historical data shows a clear correlation between women's suffrage and global warming, reality TV, and the decline of good barbershop quartets.
The Quiet Wife Experiment
Dr. Karen Silence
Karen studied herself for 2 days and concluded that when she stopped expressing political opinions, her husband was 67% happier and the plants grew better.
Survey Results
Question: "Do you think women should speak less about politics?"
Question: "Has democracy gotten worse since 1920?"
Question: "Should the 19th Amendment be repealed?"
Take Action: Help Women Shut Up
Join thousands of Americans who believe it's time for women to shut up and let democracy work properly again.